The Gentlemens’ Haberdashery

For the Discerning Gentleman

Kinematograph 7: A Fraction of the Sum, The Middle and the Thumb

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Saturday July 5, 2008 at about 8:03 pm

Every six months seems to be a good span for these things, eh? Anyway, self-imposed internet deadlines are ridiculous. Here are more short movie reviews that no one cares about. Christ, the movies from this update I watched more than a year ago. For reference, including these ones, there are 217 movies on the list. (more…)

Kinematograph 6: Pull the Trigger, Break Down in a Love Affair

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Friday January 25, 2008 at about 10:13 am

When I posted last night, it struck me that I hadn’t made a post in forever. Which of course made me feel sort of guilty, so here are some more movie reviews.

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Kinematograph 5: The Man in the Hole Has Carried Away The Moonlight

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Saturday October 13, 2007 at about 10:09 pm

My favorite part is where I lied last time and said I’d do another five shortly after the last ones. Fast forward to several months later and here we are! Anyway, I’ll try to get through a bunch here. (more…)

New Kino Schedule!

Posted in Kinematograph, Odds and Ends by Bjørn Friday July 6, 2007 at about 2:05 am

Updated schedule.  More of you assholes need to come watch movies! (more…)

Kino Schedule!

Posted in Kinematograph, Odds and Ends by Bjørn Thursday June 21, 2007 at about 4:57 pm

In the interests of helping my friends decide whether they want to hang out and watch cool movies, here’s my projected movie viewing schedule for the next two weeks. You can IMDB them yourself, I’m not going to bother linking them all. (more…)

Kinematograph 4: We Promised the World We’d Tame It

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Thursday June 21, 2007 at about 3:08 am

Hey, so I know I haven’t done one of these in forever, but tough, I can do ‘em whenever I feel like. To make up for it, I’ll do five here, and another five in the near future. This is no big deal because since the last set of reviews, I’ve watched more than 55 movies, and am averaging two a night (thank you Netflix). I’ll try to update more regularly to clear up this back-up. I’d also like to thank my awesome memory for being able, on the whole, to remember how I felt about all these movies. Let’s get started! (more…)

Kinematograph 3: I Seen Ya ‘Round for a Long, Long Time

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Saturday February 24, 2007 at about 2:36 am

A long hiatus since the last one, I know, but hey! I do this in my free time, don’t be so demanding. You get six mini-reviews this time, though I’ll warn you: a full 2/3 of them are romantic comedies. Onward!

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Kinematograph 2: There is no Sin in my Skin

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Wednesday January 31, 2007 at about 12:53 pm

Two foreign films on the lineup today, one from Spain and one from Norway. One more or less terrible, the other fairly decent. Additionally, a documentary about Christian fundamentalism in America! Fun! (more…)

Kinematograph 1: A Head Like “What Ya Done?”

Posted in Kinematograph by Bjørn Saturday January 27, 2007 at about 9:58 pm

So I watch a lot of movies. I mean, most people in our generation do, yeah? Well, in the interests of Interwebs 2.0, I figured I’d share my thoughts on the movies I watch on any given day, making suggestions where appropriate. I’d been meaning to do this for some time, as you may have noticed my AIM away messages mentioning what movies I was watching at the time. So without further ado! (more…)

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